You ever get really really mad at someone because they want the TV on and you don?t?? Like really really mad?? Like Punch Somebody in the Face mad over it?? Probably not, because I assume if you?re reading this you are probably somewhat normal and have some sense of rationality.? You may call the person an idiot and leave the room, but you probably wouldn?t punch somebody in the face over it.? You wouldn?t.? But the people in our neighborhood would.? More specifically the people at house 3512 on 
our block or as you long-term WTF readers know it, Randy and Stacy?s house.? Stacy, Randy, they are gone for the most part.? From time to time Stacy pop?s up to check out the old pad.? I?ve even heard rumors that she is going through rehab.? Fantastic, but she?s not around and it?s like we live on a rural farm sometimes with regards to noise in the middle of the night.? For the most part.
Occasionally the sweet sounds of the inner-city ghetto come to life between 1am and 5am, like the other night when 3512 made another appearance in the middle of night, and now again on this blog.? Stacy?s gone, but people from her extended family still live there.? Relatively speaking, they have their shit together.? What I mean is, they are not hooking or yelling in the street in front of my house in the middle of the night, so that?s cool.? But they do have a bit of the Urban Redneck feel to them.? Two non-working cars parked in their driveway.? Weeds in their sidewalk cracks that I will one day consider building a tree-house on for my daughter.? Tarp on the roof.? All that shit.? Urban rednecks.
As it turns out, Urban Rednecks usually have a crew of rural rednecks in their family that come to visit
from time to time and as it also turns out, 3512 is no different.? The RRN?s came to visit the URN?s and somewhere in between there was a heated exchange on whether or not the TV should be on.? When something get?s hot in the world of a redneck, someone is getting punched.? That?s what happened.? Fistfight, yelling.. it was old times again!? Fighting in the street and some domestic violence.? It really took me back to a different time.. like the first 50 blog postings or so.? It also took the 5.0 in our hood back to the days of Stacy, when they could count on 2-3 calls a week at that house.
On this night, the boys in blue weren?t putting up with any shit at 3512.? All because one person wanted to turn the TV on at 1am and that person?s second cousin didn?t want them to, there was a bloody nose and 6 cop cars parked out in front of our houses around 2am.? The aunt even got cuffed and stuffed for a few minutes because she didn?t believe the cop when he said something to the tune of, ?If you say one more thing, I?m putting you in that cop car.?? Apparently he wasn?t bluffing.? The good news, my sources on the scene tell me that the cops stated that they are sick of showing up to this street, and basically aren?t putting up with any shit anymore.? That means if we keep calling them, eventually they will start executing the noise makers.? I believe that?s what that means.? Let?s hope that?s what that means.
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Source: http://www.wtfatherhood.com/general/urban-and-rural-rednecks-on-our-avenue/
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